The year was 1983 and lightening was flashing when Paul Briscoe stormed onto this rock most humans refer to as earth. Nobody expected that this child, born into a seemingly normal family, would eventually grow up to be "that weird guy in the office." That is, if you consider a passion for stream of consciousness singing strange. Paul did not always aspire to be such a high-profile office singer. In fact, he started his career at the University of Detroit, programming web pages, designing posters and post-modernizing himself, learning that he was really more cyborg than man. He has since gone on to more mediocre work for such clients as Chevrolet, Suunto Watches, and Bugaboo. His personal interests include rock farming, origami, nerf battling, and beard growing.